Albert Birney Movies

Actors from Craigslist audition for a film by reading spam emails from a teleprompter. Three are cast: A Dancer, A Chef, and A Milkmaid. Is this...

Bones provide structure and support for the body, but did you know they're also a great workout tool? Don't believe me? Come on down to the bone gym...

These are my four favorite buttons.

In small town Pennsylvania, a directionless Asian-American teenager receives existential advice from an unexpected source.

A lonely cowboy attempts to enter a nice house. He is successful.

In your life you will enter many rooms. These are 22 of them.

A fly can't seem to catch a break from the buzz of apartment life in his bug filled city.

revenge is sweet. Music by Esquivel ("Malagueña" by Ernesto Lecuona)

Sylvio is just an ordinary gorilla trying to live a simple life. A fun day playing badminton at the beach turns into a nightmare.

You close your eyes. And you see them.

Short film about the unfortunate consequences of an older gentleman dragging the "My Computer" desktop shortcut on his computer to the trash.

A security guard in an empty building in a big city finds herself overcome with loneliness. She turns to an unlikely source to find a companion:...

Sylvio is just an ordinary gorilla trying to live a simple life. When a nasty virus starts living in Sylvio's belly he uses a radical new medical...

Off Key, In Harmony is a short touching portrayal of the Pennine Camphill Community, an educational institution and farm community for adolescents...

A feral prophet of gutter wisdom takes the viewer on a walking tour along the periphery of an American city while offering a frenetic retelling of...

Sylvio is just your ordinary gorilla trying to live a simple life. When his stomach starts rumbling, Sylvio takes drastic measures to try and get...

A love story between a snail and a thumbtack.

A short sketch film about Peters watching a "funny gorilla video" on the Internet.